To K,a.k.a. David Beckham Thank you for coming to see me again today—it was our second time. I’m really sorry I didn’t remember you at first, even though you went out of your way to come. I had such a great time talking about all sorts of things with you again today.Your eyes are so beautiful—they felt almost cleansing to my soul. I promise I’ll remember you next time, so don’t worry. I still have the homemade condom hair tie on my wrist (lol).I never knew a condom could be used as a hair tie.It’s my first time learning that.Well, rubber is rubber, right? Thank you for such a fun time. Sweet dreams. Good luck.I love you.Mika,a.k.a.Natalie Portman